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Funny Tweets For January’s Blahs

It’s that time again, time to take a break from taking ourselves too seriously and remember that we were given the gift of laughter to help us remember the better part of who we are. It isn’t always easy to remember that with all the ‘stuff’ going on in the big world but fortunately there are always a few folks on Twitter only too happy to remind us. Here are some who reminded me this week.
@SgtBlueEyes Adam 
Spider-man: with great power comes great responsibility. Women: with great cleavage I have no responsibilities ever again!!
@streicher187 
Finolly gradiating the sixed grade afer ten trys
@Lisa_Hack 
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
@Blondeandsexy67 
Surprise sex is the best way to be woken up… Unless you are in prison!
@WhoCuppedMyCake 
Underwear isn’t the greatest thing but it’s right next to it.
@markyptinting 
Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines. Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place!
@ItsLadyMC 
I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. 
@ChorePush Chore Push 
I always loan people money because it’s an opportunity to never see them again if they don’t pay me back.
@pourmecoffee 
There must be a way we can trivialize our elections more. I know it doesn’t seem like it now, but we can do it if we try.
Thanks to these great Tweeps. (I don’t like the label Tweeps but I guess it’s better than Twit). It’s good to chuckle and if we can still find a laugh in the midst of everything else going on out there, just maybe we’re going to be ok.
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