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Some Tweets That Make You Go Hmmmm!

There are moments In my day when I question if my life has come down to being measured in terms of tweets instead of minutes, hours and days but then a tweet will appear that makes me chuckle. It is those tweets and the opportunity to connect with people that keep bringing me back to Twitter. Being a guy who never says anything in a few words when many will do, I still find the 140 character thing somewhat of a challenge. Fortunately, these folks have mastered the art of getting their message out and making me smile with only a handful of words.
Because I’ve had a few requests to keep compiling and sharing some of the tweets that made me smile, here in no particular order (that would be too much work) are a few of my favourites from the past few days. Note: they are presented here as they appeared without correction or editing.
The way this administrations EPA policies are leading us, the Amish will be ahead of us technologically in the near future.
My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like…
Bulldog0613 falO
If you need any help making the wrong decision, I am here for you with a proven track record.
I swear some people were conceived through anal sex, there is no way in hell being that much of an asshole is natural…


“After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’” -Ronnie Shakes

Was just asked if my apartment caught fire and I could only save one thing what would it be? I guess it would be one of the twins….
You can’t smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is rather ironic considering you can’t breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.
My conspiracy theory is that the Superman theme song is really just the Star Wars theme song with a couple of extra da dada da da’s added.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
If my kids don’t like their Xmas presents it’s OK, I saved the receipts. The hospital will take my kids back after all these years, right?
You know what’s funny? paintings of adam & eve where they both have belly buttons. think about that, take as much time as you need
daplusk Dino 
Somebody called me ‘pretentious’ the other day. I nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte
As I tell Maggie, “it can’t hurt you if you can laugh at it” and thanks to these folks and many others, it appears there is still more to laugh at than to fear. Either that or I have to try cutting back on my choc mocha lattes.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16123459288721211812 Bear

    I didn’t think he would ever settle down. He was having just too much fun being him. I know. I was there for some of it. :-)

  • Anonymous

    John has settled in Dubai with a oil baroness he met at the Nobel Prize ceremonies this past year and he is very happy :) Glad to hear about the novel and I look forward to reading it. Happy New Year!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16123459288721211812 Bear

    I’m not sure how creative it is but I am committed to the endeavour. I have a second site coming out in February which will introduce my first novel. I’m glad to hear John is doing well although I’m surprised he’s still in Dubai. I thought he might have come back to work on the oil sands but then he always was a bit of globe trotter. I think tha’s what attracted so many women to him. He was an international man of mystery. :-)

  • Anonymous

    So glad you’ve found a venue for your creative writing…BTW John sends his best from Dubai :) All the best to you & your family for 2012.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16123459288721211812 Bear

    Not always J. but most of the time. Thanks for dropping by, I hope you’re new year is bright prosperous and happy.

  • Anonymous

    There is always something or someone to laugh with…or at Sunshine :) Thanks for the morning chuckle.